I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.

Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.

Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?

Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.

Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.

Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.

Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.

Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.

You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.

Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.

There can be no secrets in this house.

Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton