Jackie Peyton Quotes
I don't have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.
Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.
Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair... so now I'm gonna feel stuff?
Zoey: Did you get my emails?
Jackie: No.
Zoey: Did you check your email?
Jackie: No.
Gloria: We're having a baby! How's Disneyland?
Jackie: Disneyland sucks.
Laura: you come from a very fu-ked up place.
Jackie: I come from Queens.
Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.
Jackie: I don't care what they say. You are not a Grinchy little fucker.
Akalitus: Who's they?
Jackie: That would be me.
You don't need to be married to love him. It's just a piece of paper.
Zoey: The heart wants what the heart wants. You know what I'm talking about?
Jackie: Actually, I don't.
There can be no secrets in this house.
Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend.
Eddie: She's not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.
