Sloan's the chief and I'm the chief's b*tch.

You're good at being a douche and that's just one step away from being cold and dead.

Stop facebooking my mom!

Jackson: I'm not going to give my mother the satisfaction.
Sloan: It's not your mother who you should be worried about satisfying.

You paged me 911 so I could get yelled at?

Start by fixing your heart.

Sloan: I want to be your teacher.
Avery: I want to be your student. Guess the plastics posse is back in action.

I'm picking Mark.

Jackson: What do you think they are talking about?
Ben: My guess? Which one should take you to prom.

Sloan: No shame, no shame at all. You're still the goober.
Jackson: Gunther.

Jackson: I'm kind of busy.
Mark: Yeah, turning that guy into Frankenstein.

Jackson: Look, I am not the kind of guy that waits around for the girl who's still in love with someone else. I'm just not.
Lexie: Jackson, let's go home.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

Arizona: Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?
Nathan: What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.
Arizona: No, no, no. It's just that Derek was, Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just, it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It, I spooked you. Don't be spooked.