Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.

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• Added: April 10, 2024

So, here is a poem by Robert Frost, and when I hit this button, it will tell us if Frost was a robot and my entire life has been a lie.

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• Added: April 10, 2024

Mr. Johnson: You two are friends.
Jacob: Please don't tell anyone; we're not ready for people to know.
Mr. Johnson: Alright, but this is a dangerous game you're playing.

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• Added: March 13, 2024

We haven't been happy for a long time, okay? I felt it, I think you felt it.

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• Added: February 28, 2024

I love it here! It's like Cheers. Except nobody knows my name.

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• Added: February 28, 2024

Jacob: Wait, wait, hold on. Are you saying that in their free time, these kids are voluntarily choosing to come into your classroom?"
Gregory: You're beginning to understand the gravity of the situation now.
Jacob: Oh my God! Don't you see?
Gregory: See what?
Jacob: Gregory...you're the cool teacher!

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• Added: February 14, 2024