Favorite Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game
How is a boneless dwarf on a shield a great warrior?
Lydia can barely tie her own shoes.
Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.
Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.
Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.
Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.
I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.
Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.
Yes Maura, I am sabotaging your knight to queen, castle thingy move.
Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.
Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
