Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
Please tell me I'm asleep and that was a dream.
I'm going to kill her. That should fulfill the physical activity time for today.
Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game
Stanley: Arrest me.
Jane: What's the charge? Felony or misdemeanor assholishness?
I'll guess that wasn't sugar that double tall was pouring into five pump minty's FroCap.
Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.
Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.
Tommy: What do I do with him?
Jane: Use two hands.
Maura: Instant! You served me instant?
Jane: I'm so tired you're lucky I didn't serve you Drano.
Serial killers get away with it because they appear so normal.
Jane: What if it's dad's?
Frankie: He tore up his parent card when he slept with someone younger than us.
Frost: Me and Frankie are holding steady with the grudge.
Jane: That's productivie.
