Popular Jeff Barnes Quotes
Jeff: You wanna see something really freaky? (They break into Casey's locker) Dude keeps a Chuck diary.
Lester: Bathroom visits. And duration.
Jeff: Keys, duct tape, high-grade chloroform.
Devon: Whoa.
Jeff: From one stalker to another, I'm impressed.
Devon: You guys think this has something to do with Chuck missing?
Lester: I don't care.
Jeff: No clue. You mind if I, uh, get right? (He takes a hit of chloroform and passes out)
Lester: Morgan! You got to break Morgan. Chuck tells him everything.
Jeff: His beard holds so many secrets.
Jeff [about Casey]: He's a monster.
Lester: Like Jeff, only undulled by drink or drug and he's more dangerous for it.
Jeff: Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Lester: If only they did Jeffery. You're very prolific. You're the Picasso of creepiness.
Jeff: It's true and this is my Blue Period.
Attention Mr. and Mrs. whatever your last name is.
You're leaving me with home appliances? It's filled with lumpy housewives... my favorite.
Jeff: That's my dream come true: Ellie is exactly like Chuck but with lady parts.
Big Mike: What are you thinking?
Jeff: Pineapple
Lester: Do you ever miss Ace of Base?
Jeff: Always.
Rumor has it you're pregnant. Is there room in that womb for two?
Casey: In an alley, 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry Casey. I know that dumpster.
We wake up in some of the best dumpsters in the city.
