Popular Jeff Barnes Quotes
I know a really good morgue that gives discounts on unclaimed merchandise. Maybe we could sprinkle some cold, dead ones in here.
Nothing I won't do for 30 dollars and a sandwich...or just a sandwich.
My life would be a never ending Cialis commercial if I had her.
Lester: That new Greta just disappeared into thin air.
Jeff: I've seen her do that before. I thought it was just in my head. She also has a tail.
Lester: Yeah, that is in your head.
Jeff: Black forest ham on honey oat with chipotle sauce, banana peppers, and jalapenos?
Lester: See? No Buy More employee eats that sophisticated.
Jeff: Four words...my abscess, Lester's gout.
Lester: Medical consult for tech expertise...you in?
Awesome: Yeah, anything for Ellie.
Lester: We're shaping the youth of America!
Jeffrey: I'm not allowed to that anymore.
Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.
Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.
We have nip slips...of Chuck.
Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.
It's not always easy to trick a mental patient.
