Jennifer Melfi Quotes
(to Tony) How many more people have to die for your personal growth?
Dr. Melfi: What am I supposed to do?
Tony: Leave town today, right now. As a matter of fact I'm going to get some guys here to stay with you until you get on a plane.
Dr. Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it! I have a life. I have patients.
Tony: Well you tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Melfi: It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal.
Tony: Well they're not going to feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
Dr. Melfi: It's been a long odyssey with your mother.
Tony: Yeah, these last 500 years just seem to race by.
Your life is boxing us in.
Dr. Melfi
Dr. Melfi: Small cutting is the clinical term.
Tony: What's large cutting, O.J. and the missing track suit?
Why do you think you, Anthony Soprano, always has to set things right?
Dr. Melfi
Richard: You know you can't treat sociopaths. [Tony]'s scum and you shouldn't help him with his bed wetting.
Dr. Melfi: You have no idea who this man is and yet you call him scum.
Dr. Melfi: Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles.
Richard: I married you.
Dr. Melfi: Yeah, I was a mother figure.
Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?
Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.
Tony: How are you doing with it?
Dr. Melfi: When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Tony: Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
Dr. Melfi: What's the one thing every woman - your mother, your wife, your daughter - have in common?
Tony: They all break my balls. No, I know what you mean. They're all Italian. So what?
Dr. Melfi: So maybe by coming clean with me you're dialoguing with them.
Tony: I'm having second thoughts.
Dr. Melfi: About?
Tony: This whole thing. This whole arrangement. Security. I mean I come here, I tell you things, I don't know how safe it is.
Dr. Melfi: I understand your concerns. But I told you what the ground rules are. As long as I don't hear anything incriminating-
Tony: You don't fucking get it. Being here incriminates me. Somebody sees me-they tell somebody else. All of a sudden I'm a celebrity.
