Jill Casey Quotes
Raj: Why are you dressed like that?
Jill: Like what?
Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.
You again? Really?
Invasion of the ciditos.
If they can't make it - what chance do the rest of us have?
You've seen me do yoga - please don't make me look any sillier than I already do.
Blake
I'm a big fan of tradition but, what if the sex isn't great or even good? You need to find that out before you even marry Raj.
I'd rather take the heat for being with the right guy than play by the book with the wrong one.
Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.
(Hank about to meet the people who fired him)
Jill: Just talk to them human being to human being.
Hank: I would, I'm just not sure they are human beings.
Jill: Thanks again for helping out.
Hank: Hey, that's what friends who sleep together and then don't talk about it are for.
(Hank runs into Jill in the street with gourmet coffee)
Hank: Is the, uh, hospital coffee really that bad?
Jill: Oh, officially speaking? No, it's delicious. But off the record...
Hank: You could remove nail polish with it.
