John Casey Quotes
Morgan: We're going to Langley!
Casey: You're not going anywhere. Everything you need to learn you can learn in the store.
Morgan: Start with the neck things, that thing was awesome.
You know it can take seven minutes to strangle someone. I've gotten it to under 50 seconds.
Chuck's off the grid with Walker, you do the math. (Morgan looks clueless) He's going to need a walker when Walker's done with him. (still cluless) They're having intercourse, idiot.
Call this number, request tactical support. You'll be forwarded to a Colonel Sanders, don't make fun of his name
Sarah: Thank you, Casey. I haven't used Morse Code since basic training.
Casey: I use it all the time to talk to my marine buddies.
Morgan: Is that what they teach you in the marines, roll over and die?
Casey: This isn't exactly combat, Morgan.
Morgan: That's where you're wrong, Casey, because love... love is a battlefield.
You know giving away a government firearm is a felony? A thoughtful felony.
Sarah: We are up against the best security in the world.
Casey: Our own.
Lester: How do we know we can trust you, son that you're not some kind of spy for the man?
Casey: Because the only thing I hate more than hippie and neo-liberal fascists and anarchists are the hypocrite fat cat suits they eventually grow up to become.
Lester: Yeah, that works for me.
Five people in the world can make this shot? Guess I'm one of them.
Sarah: You are not concerned to involve a civilian in a covert government investigation?
Casey: No, girl's pushing Guy Lafleur's view is of use to us. You sure you're not just jealous because Bartowski's found himself a new piece of asset?
Chuck: Wait. So not only did we not get the Fulcrum list, but Jill's never gonna speak to me again, because she caught me naked, rinsing off fruit punch with another woman?
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: Really?
