John Casey Quotes
Casey: What do you call your move, anyway?
Chuck: What move?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you in. What do you call that?
Chuck: The Morgan.
Sarah: The Morgan?
Chuck: He invented it in high school when girls were beating him up. You kind of duck a little bit, protect the important...you know, your face and... (Gestures at groin)
Beckman: Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington and put into a secure facility once and for all.
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
Casey: Permission to drop the twerp into a deep, dark hole, General?
Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Hunh?
I'm gonna kill you when I wake up.
Casey
(Casey is disguised as a hospital cleaner)
Nurse: Hey...you!
Casey: Yeah.
Nurse: Hysterectomy in 806 didn't make it to the toilet. Do you mind?
Casey: You got it.
Casey: Hey, the security system's has been updated. I'll either need 40 minutes to decrypt the code or four ounces of C4.
Alex: No, we should just take out some doctor and steal his card key.
Casey: I like the cut of your jib.
Chuck: Wow! You two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.
Chuck: I have to say this. We should never do that again.
Casey: Mission's over, Chuck. The plan went just fine.
Chuck: Yeah. Except your plan necessitated that we do actual plumbing and for the record, none of us knows how to actually plumb. We're going to burn these jump suits, right?
Sarah: I second Chuck's motion. No more plumbing on future missions.
Casey: Are you going soft, Walker? It doesn't matter. Beckman got the intel she wanted. Bunch of Nancies.
Chuck: Okay, what's the plan?
Casey: You got us into this mess, why don't you come up with the plan for once.
Chuck: Okay, alright, you two distract Emmett with your super spy skills while I go hit Big Mike's office where he keeps the combination to the safe at his desk.
Casey: He keeps a combination in his office?
Chuck: It's a Buy More, Casey, relax.
(Sarah and Casey pull out weapons)
Chuck: Oh no, no, no, no, no...there are no guns in my plan, okay, as annoying as Emmett is, you cannot shoot, tranq or Karate chop him in any way.
Sarah: You put him in charge.
Vincent: I'll give one chance, drop your guns.
Chuck: Um, sir, they don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together and I forbid them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
Chuck: I don't know, I just, you know...I think that guns make things too easy and I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not gonna shoot me, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.
(Casey shoots him)
Chuck: You had a gun?
Casey: I always have a gun.
Casey: Orion's taken control of a Predator drone based out of Edward's. The signal matches the one used in Hong Kong. The drone's on an armed targeting run.
Sarah: Is there a target?
Chuck: Please don't say Buy More.
Casey: Orion sent you a computer, all right. It's inside a Predator drone targeted to kill you. How thoughtful.
Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?
Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: Ma'am, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over. Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please. Please, hesitate.
Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with Fulcrum, and I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No, listen to the man. He's right. I'm no spy.
Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to Fulcrum? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you. It's time for you to become a spy.
General Beckman: Mr. Barker, I understand you were hurt protecting Agent Walker. I'm told you showed great courage.
Cole: Just doing my job, General. Actually, it was Chuck who showed great courage on this mission. He was also injured in the line of duty.
Casey: He got clipped by a window sill. It's as pathetic as it sounds.
