John Casey Quotes
Casey: Let me ask you something. When you escaped from Fulcrum, did you really take out nine guys?
Cole: The truth?
Casey: Professional courtesy.
Cole: It was more like 12. I just don't like to boast.
Cole: (to Sarah) After that it was eight, maybe nine guys until the door.
Chuck: (to Casey) Oh, come on! We're supposed to believe that he took out nine guys and escaped a Fulcrum holding facility all by himself? Please, I don't think we can trust this guy.
Casey: I've done nine before.
Chuck: You've taken out nine guys?
Casey: Just saying it's doable.
We're dead, Bartowski's got a gun.
Chuck: Exactly, and that's why I think we should break up.
Sarah: Is that what you really want?
Chuck: Yes it is.
Casey: Great. Most annoying romance of my life is finally over.
Sarah: You want to break up again? I caught some chatter through bites of cereal on the surveillance tap. Sorry. It's an occupational hazard.
Chuck: Um...of course. Look, Sarah. It's not you, it's me.
Casey: Probably not the best idea to give the "it's not you, it's me" speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife.
Chuck: Hey, can we... can we get a little closer on this picture of Cole, maybe push in on his... groinal area?
Casey: What, you seeing something you like down there, Bartowski?
(about Cole) We don't have much time here, Walker. So get to his room, get his belt off. Make it a quickie.
Casey: General, we have a situation; I need a surveillance from a NASA satellite.
Beckman: What's going on, Agent Casey?
Casey: Fulcrum's captured the asset; I suspect he's being tortured.
Beckman: Dear God, he'll never last.
Chuck: Actually, you know what. I've been thinking.
Casey: Stop that.
Chuck: If our mission is to betray Morgan, I think we should have a second mission to convince Anna of what she's missing without him.
Casey: There's only one mission here, moron.
Chuck: Oh! Moron, that's...you know, sticks and stones may break my bones.
Casey: Wanna test that theory, Bartowski?
Chuck: Not particularly.
Beckman: Now, if you excuse me, I am late for my evening plans.
Chuck: Uh, General...um...if you don't mind me asking, what is...what is exactly your version of evening plans?
Casey: Bartowski!
Beckman: It's not top secret, Major, I'm meeting Condoleeza for Cosmos...even I have friends.
Chuck: Casey, I'm handcuffed.
Casey: Relax. Handcuffs are a cinch.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Yeah. There's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone. Really easy to break. What you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to apply torsional pressure to it until it snaps.
Chuck: I'm not gonna break my bone!
Casey: Well, in that case, you are screwed.
Casey: I'm afraid you two are gonna have to drop your dating cover for this particular assignment.
Sarah: No problem.
Chuck: What is it, Thai street racing gang, Ukrainian prostitution ring?
Casey: No, for this mission you and Agent Walker are gonna be married. You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.
