Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth! It looks like somebody kicked a whole in a bag of flour.

Jonathan (to Liz)

Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?

Maybe we're the last people on Earth. Maybe we are legend. You're Will Smith and I'm the dog!

30 Rock Quotes

Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?

Stranger

Jenna: Jack, can we talk, one ten to another?
Jack: I'm an eleven, but continue.