Doug: Man, I miss that sound. Money and tears.
Joyce: Stately pleasure dome decree.
Doug: You know, maybe you're right, Joycey. Maybe things are getting better.

Joyce: It's possible, verging on probable, that I have underappreciated your contributions.
Doug: You underappreciated me? No.

Tina: Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down?
Joyce: My mother, no. My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff.
Tina: That something you want to talk about?
Joyce: No, not really.

Girl At Party: I mean, what is Joyce Prigger doing in the Fun Time cabana?
Joyce: You know what, that is a great question.

Joyce: Well, the world does like to watch a strong woman fall.
Constance: Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed.

Simon: You know, you looked dangerously close to having a good time tonight.
Joyce: Yeah, I think that was the cocaine.

Doug: What the hell was that? We've got Rolling Stone posted up, and all the sudden, you decide to respect me?
Joyce: I don't know what you mean.

Minx Quotes

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Reporter: You've had quite the ride, Ms. Prigger. How do you make it look so easy?
Joyce: Well, the real question is, why do men make it look so hard?