Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

(to creepy Panda guy) You get some Ling Ling!

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.

To sweaty foot wine!

(to Andy) I just love our girl time.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Jules: I can't believe your school makes you do photography projects. It's like they cater to the weird, artsy fartsy kids.
Travis: I started the photography club.
Jules: Cool.
Travis: Nice save.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

Mother of God I gotta drink!

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

Cougar Town Quotes

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.


Drums and guitar, you're so lucky.