Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
He looks like that nerdy lesbian from Scooby-Boo.
Jules: What the hell was that?
Laurie: You're getting landlined.
Honey, cutting crotches out of pants is not sewing.
I'm gonna make that pale ass, icy bitch love me whether she likes it or not.
Ellie: Wow, you're annoying.
Jules: I know, but I'll always have your back.
Ellie: And I'm more loyal than I am mean.
Jules: Oh, well you're real loyal aren't you?
Grayson: And is this why Travis thinks he's so handsome.
Jules: Yep, that's all me.
Jules: I can't even be a whore?
Travis: Mom, I think you would be an amazing whore-oh my God I can't believe I just said that.
Oh my God, your purse could be my purse's mom.
They're like fire hydrants, but useful.
Jules: This sucks I need Grayson to care about what's going on in our lives. All I ever wanted was to grow old with someone and argue with them while we drink wine.
Ellie: That sounds like us. What do you say we pack it all in and become big ol' dykes?
Jules: No, not yet, but I'd like to know that choice is out there. Stay skinny just in case.
Ellie: Deal.
Ellie this isn't fun anymore turn it off.
Jules: Who pretend throws things to show their anger?!
Grayson: Lots of people.
