Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Oh my God! I want to snort this!
Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
Ellie: What do you want him to do? Live here until he's 60 so you two can spend every second of your lives together?
Jules: Oh my God that would be amazing.
Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!
What a great day! Man, this calls for some celebration wine. Oh, sorry, this is also my there's nothing good on TV wine.
Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!
Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?
Well don't try to stop me if I'm Vogueing on top of a cab.
Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.
