Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.
Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.
Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.
Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.
Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.
Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.
I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.
Look at us laughing together...like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show.
Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!
