Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
I feel like Lady GaGa.
Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.
Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.
I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.
I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
