Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
You smell like Craigslist.
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
Once, La Thibodeaux stopped a performance of Medea at The Met because someone glanced at their watch while she was doing one of her 'I'm killing my babies' arias.
Kurt: I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles
Blaine: Oh, God, no. No more candles.
Rachel: This is the biggest, biggest moment of our lives here. We cannot be taking risks.
Kurt: Isn't this the exact moment to be taking a risk?
In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.
Blaine: Can I give you some advice? You can't be here anymore, Kurt.
Kurt: I get it, I know I'm pathetic.
Blaine: No, you're not pathetic. It's just that you're stuck. You don't belong here anymore. You belong in New York.
