I mean... what the fuck?

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.

You is the angel of death.

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes