Take OFF the mom goggles!

Travis: Why are they taking their jewelry off?
Laurie: Because that's the last stop before a catfight.

Jules: Please don't get pregnant!
Laurie: Sometimes 'I love you' is just a trick to get your dress off!

We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.