Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSLaurie Keller Quotes
(pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.
Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.
Why? Why won't he love me.
Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.
I can be friends with my ex.
Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.
Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.
I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.
Jules! Slap out of it.
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
