Lloyd Quotes
Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the fuck am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
Ari: Josh Weinstein! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Lloyd: I'm not and I tried to do the lunch cancellation trick but he was onto it somehow.
Ari: Josh fucking Weinstein! I don't believe it. I'd rather Vince fuck my wife!
Lloyd: You know I don't like to lie, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, be a man...or as much of a man as you can possibly be for god fucking sakes
Lloyd: This lying is making me breakout. God I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry
Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don't answer!
Ari: Come on, Vinnie, you're making bank. You can't get your boy a whole shirt.
Dom: You talking to me, jerk off?
Ari: Take it easy, Dom. I just don't want you to excite my man here. He's into bad boys, aren't you Lloyd.
Lloyd: Not
Lloyd: My widget says it's 96 already.
Ari: What the fuck's a widget? Why are you sitting like that? Seriously, what, are you sitting on a butt plug?
Ari [holding up finger]: What the fuck is this?
Lloyd: Your finger.
Ari: It's dust Lloyd, it's fucking dust! Why is it here?!
Lloyd: The cleaning staff's on strike. You know that.
Ari: They strike, you work. Your Asian, you're supposed to be a neat freak
Lloyd: You do have a lovely view.
Ari: It's West fucking Hollywood, Lloyd! And what I got is nine people and 1,400 square feet
Ari: The gym, Lloyd! The fucking gym!
Lloyd: It's pretty urgent.
Ari: It's pretty urgent that in the 15 minutes a day I have free, I take the time to keep this body fit. And not just so you have a great ass to look at, I want to live!
James Woods: So, this is the shithole he's been working out of, huh?
Lloyd: You haven't been up here yet?
James Woods: No, he's hiding this place like Anne Frank
