Lois Lane Quotes
Perry: All right, you lovebirds. Tell us what it's like working together and dating.
Clark: It's never been better.
Lois: It's kind of like being on a chain gang with your ball and chain.
I've got to hand it to you, Mrs. K--running Senate subcommittees by day, cooking rockin' meals by night. You put the "M" in "modern woman." Me, I put the "T" in "takeout."
Clark: I'm sorry, Lois, I thought you were a...
Lois: Thief? If you can't recognize my butt in a pair of jeans, then what are you thinking about?
You're here. I can't know who you are. I'd give anything to see your face... to know your name. But you can't protect us if we know who you are. I understand that now.
Lois: Chloe, can you believe it? I'm early.
Chloe: No, Lois, "early" is when you arrive at your destination by a set time. Not when you can see it from seven blocks away.
Stern: Let me guess. You two have a lovers' spat?
Lois: Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting.
Lois: God, do you take lessons in how to do that?
Corben: Okay. Isn't the appropriate response "Thank God you're still alive. Too bad you're wearing clothes this time."?
Lois: Yes, that's it. The first part.
By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.
Clark: Lois, for our first weekend away, it could have been worse.
Lois: I was possessed by a 300-year-old Scottish banshee, and I almost killed you, Clark.
Clark: But we did get to see the world's largest ball of yarn. That made the whole trip worthwhile.
Lois: Just give me ten minutes. Then you'll get a surprise.
Clark: Something tells me you'll never stop surprising me, Lois.
Clark: Lois, we wouldn't be late if we hadn't driven 40 miles out of our way to see the world's largest ball of yarn.
Lois: You'll thank me later.
That's the thing about heroes. No matter how brightly you shine the light on them, they always want to stay in the shadows.
