All Rise
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Mark tries to bully Lola into putting a different judge on the case, but she refuses.
Lola: I will not be bullied off the bench.
Mark: They know where you live!
Halfway through My Best Friend’s Wedding, Mark is sobbing, and I’m talking uncontrollably. That is when I knew you were going to make a great husband to someone someday. To Mark!
Mr. Lawrence, we will all help you to become a productive member of our community.
Mark: Look, figure it out. I don’t want Amy to be mad at me right now.
Lola: Is it just me, or did he seem a little hmph?
Sherri: Hmph!
Lola: Are you toying with coming back?
Lisa: I plead the fifth, Your Honor.
I’m well aware of my authority, Ms. Ketchum.
Rachel: Dre doesn’t owe me anything, but you are my best friend. We’re family. Next time, Lo, call me first.
Lola: Girl, there is not going to be a next time.
Rachel: I was developing feelings for Dre.
Lola: I know.
Rachel: It’s why I was distant on your birthday. It’s why I stayed away after you asked me to step back because I’m loyal to you and not some man.
Sherri: Do you want to let him down easy?
Lola: It doesn’t need to be easy. I just need him out of my life.
Sherri: Brutal. I like it.
Lola: They’re fake!
Lisa: You know as well as I do that doesn’t matter. Your enemies are going to milk this for as long as they can. Let’s discuss damage control.
I’m tired of talking about it. Frankly, all black people are tired of talking about it because no matter what is said or done, very little changes.
Lola: Why do you think we’re even debating whether to teach Black history, which is American history in our schools? A lot of white people would rather not confront the truth. They would rather ignore it.
Lisa: White people don’t deal well with guilt.
