Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.

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• Added: August 16, 2011

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

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• Added: July 26, 2011

You are a driving menace.

Lt. Rice [to her mom]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

It had to be done.

Lt. Rice [about her mom]

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• Added: July 19, 2011

Go on Dwight, don't let me hang out with my spanks down.

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 19, 2011

The only thing sitting behind that desk does is give me a big butt.

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 12, 2011

I just wanted to make sure that the good cop showed up for work today.

Lt. Rice [to Whitehead]

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• Added: July 12, 2011

Third grade teachers in dog collars? That's something kinky...

Lt. Rice

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• Added: July 12, 2011