Stop! I think I just broke my butt!

Tasha: (to Cate and Ryan) I can't believe that you guys would do that.
Lux: I can.

(to Ryan) Shower curtains for walls is not exactly sound proof.

This whole tutoring thing is not working for me.

Paige: Like I don't know how to take care of a teenager for a couple days. Apple or chocolate martini?
Lux: Apple.
Paige: Good choice! Baze said to make sure you have fruit.

Lux: Why do you care? Why do you care if I show up for stupid tutoring or not?
Eric: Because maybe tutoring is the only way I can spend time with you without it being wrong. It's the only thing we can actually do together.

Eric: I can't. I won't actually.
Lux: What?
Eric: Let you go.

(to Sam) Screw you and your stupid joint.

Lux: Baze is making a turkey the size of a toddler.
Tasha: That makes me hungry.

Most girls in junior high have their first kiss playing spin the bottle, mine was with him.

Eric: What do you want to talk about?
Lux: I don't want to talk anymore.

Lux: Seriously, what is your problem?
Tasha: You. You are my problem.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux