Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Mark Sloan Quotes
MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
ADDISON: "Mark, I'm sorry you're hurting."
MARK: "You're sorry I'm hurting or you're sorry?"
MARK: "I don't want to adjust."
ADDISON: "Then go home."
MARK: "If you'd had the baby, we'd be together in New York right now; it wouldn't be raining and even if it was, we wouldn't care because we'd be together. We'd be together. And I'd have a family instead of walking pneumonia and an ex-best friend who hates me."
ADDISON: "You didn't want to raise a child, Mark. You just wanted to trump Derek, and to win."
MARK: "Don't make this my fault. You didn't want a baby."
ADDISON: "No, I did want a baby, Mark! I just didn't want a baby with you."
MARK: "She told you."
CALLIE: "Yeah."
MARK: "You think I'd be a terrible father?"
CALLIE: "I don't.. I don't.. Okay, do you like kids?"
MARK: "I don't know. It depends on how loud they are."
CALLIE: "Okay, do you like your family? I mean, are you a family kind of guy?"
MARK: "I don't really have a family. Derek... Derek was my family."
CALLIE: "Okay, well, what about birthdays and anniversaries. Do you remember those sorts of things?"
MARK: "No. I don't know. Sometimes."
MARK: "Isn't it the same with all men?"
CALLIE: "No. Some men just like kids. To uh, to some men, family is everything."
MARK: "And you know these men?"
CALLIE: "I do. I know one."
MARK: "I would've made a terrible father."
MARK: "One of us is going to be Chief."
PRESTON: [motions to himself, Derek, Addison] "No, no. One of *us* is going to be Chief. But you... no."
DEREK: "Rumor has it you're headed back to New York."
MARK: "Where did you hear that?"
DEREK: "Good news travels fast. Actually, I was going to ask you to scrub in on a peripheral nerve reconstruction, but since it's your last day-"
MARK: "It isn't, and I'd love to."
DEREK: "What? I thought you were-"
MARK: "I was going but now I'm not. Rumor has it there's a race for Chief."
DEREK: "Where did you hear that?"
MARK: "Good news travels fast. Especially when you have a chatty girlfriend. Anyway, see you at the finish line."
MARK: "Aren't you gonna get in there? If you wanna be chief, you gotta fight with the big boys."
ADDISON: "Oh, I intend to fight like a girl. I'll let them kill each other and then I'll be the only one left standing."
MARK: "There you go underestimating me again."
ADDISON: "It's not that I underestimate you, it's just that I don't think about you. At all."
MARK: "Well, you should."
MEREDITH: "McSteamy! Woo hoo!"
MARK: "McSteamy? That's what you're calling me now?"
MEREDITH: "Yes... but I don't think you are supposed to know that."
MARK: "How's my favorite dirty mistress?"
MEREDITH: "No, now I'm an adulterous whore!"
