I think that sandwich was laced with other stuff...like hard meats.

Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!

Hey, it's been no picnic for me either. You don't even do the voices.

You may knot, with a K. A little tie pun.

Nobody wakes up and says "today I'm going to star in a YouTube video!"

Lily you just gave those children a stapler, a pair of sharp scissors and a pretty decent Pinot Noir.

I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Marshall: How?
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.

We're gonna need a bigger booth.

Lily Pad? We're having a boy!

Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.

Marshall: Where are we going?
Garrison Cootes: War son, we're going to war.

HIMYM Quotes

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.


You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.