You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?

Marshall: What's that little guy up there?
Dr. Sonya: Oh you poor girl.

It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.

Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.

Let the dinnertainment begin!

Bow down to Beercules!

I don't want to be choosing between two girls. I want to be a complete head over heels idiot for one!


This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.

Whoa did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!

Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.

I did it again!

Marshall: There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness. Look at this little bastard.
Lily: This sonofabitch has knee dimples! Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant!

HIMYM Quotes

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.


Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.