Megan Smith Quotes
No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one
Megan: How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear
Marco: Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago
Megan: They're really sweet with each other
Marco: They have to be, who else is gonna like them?
I'm warning you, Lily is a disaster. This is your china shop. If you want to, invite the bull.
Rose: ...I want you to invite her...your sister lily
Megan: Yeah... right. I hear Charles Manson is up for parole soon... maybe he wants to catch some rays too..
Megan: It'd be weird for the girls to see their headmaster in a speedo.
Charlie: Well if the man wears a speedo, I cannot allow you to date him
Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.
Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine
Megan: Can we go to the spa?
Jacob: Patience grasshopper
Megan: Patience schmacience. i have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.
I'm talking about good old fashion self respect... kinda big in the 90s... i hear it's making a big comeback
Just cause that ship has sailed... doesn't mean it has to sail every time
Megan: I had this whole speech planned...
Marco: I'm sure it was good
Megan: Instead I let her watch porn and called her a slut
