Abbott Elementary
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Ava: Ava Fest, on the other hand, is going to be special. I just have to come up with a way to take it over the top. A way to make it unhinged.
Melissa: Have you ever tried just being hinged?
Mr. Johnson is single-handedly responsible for keeping most of the toilets in this joint running some of the time.
Barbara: I don't know why you wouldn't trust me enough to tell me who's courting you.
Melissa: Nobody is courting me! This ain't Bridgerton; it's casual.
Barbara: Casual what? Casual friends? Casual pickpockets? Casual ghosts? Casual what?
Ava: Why don't you look better?
Gregory: Because this is a modest panel of educators speaking mostly to fellow educators on a Tuesday. I'm dressed appropriately.
Melissa: Maybe for a Monday.
Janine: I just love this school so much!
Melissa: Yes, that's your defining characteristic.