Favorite Michael Westen Quotes
Ok Pete that's fine. But if you change the plan again you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
Sam: This is starting to feel personal
Michael: It's been personal since Max bled out in my arms.
Hector: Hey right on time!
Michael: If I had known it was a pool parties, I would have brought my floaties.
Hector: Don't worry, you're not going for a swim.
Jesse: It's going to be weird not hanging out with her anymore.
Michael: You could really use some more friends. I'd work on that.
Hector: You don't make a move unless Caleb is there to see it.
Michael: the cheerleader can come, bring your pom poms.
Michael: I will go in and do this quietly.
Fiona: Well if that doesn't work, we will come in to make some noise.
Michael: When I caught Simon he laughed. He said it was just a matter of time until I was just like him.
Madeline [comforting Michael]: He's wrong honey, that isn't the son I raised.
Michael: Uh, Detective, I spoke with some officers at the station recently and I think we cleared up all the questions they had.
Paxson: Well, I have different questions. They're about a traffic incident. Three cars blown up, three more totaled. Apparently, we have a one-man wrecking crew on our hands.
Fiona: How can you be so sure it's a man?
Paxson: I'm as progressive as the next gal, Ms. Glenanne, but someone matching Mr. Westen's description was spotted driving away from the scene.
Michael: White male, dark hair, athletically built? I hope your department pays overtime because you're gonna be searching for a few hundred thousand suspects.
Michael: Fi, you don't have to do this I could...
Fiona: Oh please, you would stick out like Sam's chin.
Michael: I will call Jesse and tell him we don't need a water saw.
Natalie: You should invite him to come to lunch, he is moody but cute, right?
Fiona: He's busy.
Pearce: Anyone tell you that your brand of espionage is hell on the nerves?
Michael: All the time.
Michael: Ma, you need to keep her calm she's...
Madeline: She married the wrong man, I know something about that. Just go get Tommy
