Favorite Michael Westen Quotes
Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".
Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.
Hector: Hey right on time!
Michael: If I had known it was a pool parties, I would have brought my floaties.
Hector: Don't worry, you're not going for a swim.
Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.
Madeline: Michael, what are you doing?
Michael: putting blood on my shirt.
Madeline: Well that can't be very sanitary.
Jesse: I don't mean to second guess you, but how are you going to distract four guys with Mac-10s?
Michael: I'm working on that.
Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.
Fiona: Thank you Michael.
Michael: For what?
Fiona: Quality time.
Pearce: I don't owe you a damn thing!
Michael: What about Max's wife, what do you owe her?
Michael: I can't ask anyone else to risk their life.
Fiona: Michael, come back to me.
Michael: Ma, you need to keep her calm she's...
Madeline: She married the wrong man, I know something about that. Just go get Tommy
Michael: Do a job with him, he will forgive you. It always worked for you and me.
Fiona: I don't want relationship from you today.
