Michel Gerard Quotes
Lorelai: Has the plumber attended to Room 4 yet?
Michel: He was here. He did nothing. It's $100.
(on the phone) Madame, you have no idea how desperately I'd like to help, but see, I'd have to build a room for you myself and I'm not a man who works with his hands.
Michel: (to Lorelai while Rory's looking for stamps) What is your offspring doing?
Rory: I need stamps, can I have these?
Michel: No.
Lorelai: Take them.