Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCMiranda Bailey Quotes
Callie: You should direct your questions to Dr. Bailey, Stevens.
Cristina: Oh, we’re directing our questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Oh, not you, just Stevens.
Miranda: Why is Stevens directing her questions to Dr. Bailey?
Callie: Because she’s been sleeping with my husband. Alrighty then, have a good day.
Cristina: [to Mer] This is more disturbing than your bag full of Mommy.
People are stupid and just want to be loved. That's the only reason anyone does anything.
Bailey: Would you look at the residents, big snazzy residents, standing around playing with housewares.
Christina: Turn a blind eye and the soup tureen's yours.
GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "You didn't go to the wedding either."
GEORGE: "No."
MIRANDA: "I am so sorry George."
GEORGE: "So, um. What do I do now?"
MIRANDA: "You fail your intern test, you have two options: You can walk away from being a surgical resident altogether, or you can start from the very beginning."
GEORGE: "Repeat my internship? No. I can’t... I can’t."
MIRANDA: "Did I fail you, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No... no. I failed you."
MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"
MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."
JANE DOE: "I know this is going to sound terrible, but I’m not bad looking!"
MEREDITH: "I think beautiful’s the word you’re looking for."
IZZIE: "I was gonna say hot."
GEORGE: "I was too, but I think I would have gotten in trouble."
MIRANDA: "You would’ve."
MIRANDA: "When you see her, you’ll know what to do. It must be nice to know she has parents like this, that fight for her, think about what she wants, trying to make her happy, like you would. Doesn’t mean you don’t want that girl to want you."
IZZIE: "Yeah."
DEREK: "You warned me she could become a problem."
MIRANDA: "Who, Meredith?"
DEREK: "You know when you love somebody, you think you can handle it all?"
MIRANDA: "You’ve done alright, both of you."
[to Derek] "Huh. Well if this turns into an “either or,†you pick the person you love. End of story. Look, all of this means nothing if you’re alone."
IZZIE: "I have an 11-year old daughter, and she needs a bone marrow transplant. I'm potentially a good match. Please don't tell anyone, please. This isn't a chapter in my history I want everyone to know about."
MIRANDA: "I understand."
