Ben: How old do you think I am?
Stephanie: 49.
Bailey: You forgot your lunch

Your son is the devil's spawn. He drinks the milk of a liver thief.

I'm not going anywhere. Me and this baby got Bailey stuff to discuss, don't we, Mr. Derek Bailey Shepherd? Yes, we do.

Did you just place a warm cup of pee next to me?

I thought I'd be Chief of Surgery someday.

I'm short so my punches land low.

This place is a sinking ship.

Ben: Do you love me?
Bailey: More than I can hold in my heart.

That is a giant scrotum.

I can not get used to having them in the attending's lounge.

All I keep thinking is that we are going to crash on a tropical island and get attacked by a polar bear.

They call you Medusa.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey