Mitch: One blooming onion.
Louis: Uh, Mitch, I think you meant to say one booming onion. Blooming onion is the intellectual property of one less good restaurant.
Louis: You're not taking Mitch.
Mitch: They doubled my salary.
Louis and Jessica: OK, goodbye Mitch.
Boss I didn't want to tell you this, but that table of 10 is a no-show
Mitch: Howdy, Cattleman's Ranch
Louis: Mitch, how many tables are booked for tonight
Mitch: Uh, let's see. Oh just one but it's a big party of 10.
Louis: (whispering) OK, well, there's a change of plans, me and my family are coming in tonight. I need you to fill up the restaurant any way you can.
Mitch: Well, I got that big party of 10 coming in
Louis: No, we're the big party of 10.
Mitch: You and me?
Louis: Me and my family are the big party of 10!
Louis: Mitch, when you're at Cattleman's Ranch, I want you to feel like you're being hugged by a matronly woman with chubby arms.
Mitch: That's how I want to feel.
Mitch: I've always wanted to work in a Golden Corral.
Louis: This isn't a Golden Corral. This is the Cattleman's Ranch.
Mitch:But I thought this is a spin-off of Golden Corral. You've got all the same stuff.
Louis: Not the same stuff. It's very different stuff.
Mitch: But that bear is the same.
Louis: The bear's brown. At Golden Corral, the bear's black
Mitch: Snake skins?
Louis: Different snake.
Mitch: You're the boss. If you tell me that it's not a Golden Corral.
Louis: No, it's not. You're crazy. (jokingly)
Mitch: I am (jokingly). I mean, not supercrazy, because it has all the same stuff.
No I moved my whole family down here for this. I need your Caucasian feature to work now. My wife is not a patient woman. Do you know how many times she tries to start a garden? Have you ever seen a woman yelling at seeds? "Grow! Grow!"Louis
Louis: Are you ready to do this?
Mitch:: Not really, I feel like I've told you numerous times, I don't want to do this but all you do is smile and nod.
Louis: [Smiles and nods]
Mitch: You're doing it.
Louis: [Smiles and nods[
Mitch: See, you're doing it