Monica Geller Quotes
Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. All right? We ... we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some feces ...
Chandler: You know, if you're gonna work late I could look in on him for you.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me.
Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.
Phoebe: David's like, you know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical.
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?
Rachel: Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with.
Monica: (About a disheveled Rachel) Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey... Are you okay? Where Paolo?
Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
Phoebe: And then... your face bloated?
Monica: And I assume Chandler, you're still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Chandler: Yes every single one of them.
Monica: (About Joey's modeling job) Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Phoebe: You know, the asthma guy was really cute.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be?
Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (Crosses fingers)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Monica: (Holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Joey: Oh, I will.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Monica: Make a wish?
Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.
(They rip the sandwich in two halfs)
Phoebe: Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?
Joey: The bigger half.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: So Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears were not my best feature?
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is...
Ross: Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
Monica: Oh God!
Jack: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says "Jack Geller, so predictable." Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say "Buried at sea! Huh!."
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Jack: I'd like that.
Jack: This is why your mother buys all my clothes. I hate to shop. I hate it.
Monica: Dad, don't you think this might be more about the fact that once you make the decision it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
Jack: No, I really hate to shop.
Jack: I was just thinking. When my time comes--
Monica: Dad!
Jack: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Jack: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.
