Monica Geller Quotes
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.
Who am I going to meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters?
Rachel: Come on, someone go.
Monica: Okay, I'll go. Senior year of college on a pool table.
Ross: That's my sister.
Joey: Okay, my weirdest place would have to be ... the woman's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
Monica: Oh my God. What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Phoebe: Oh ... Milwaukee. Well, it's really a weird place.
Rachel: Um ... Ross?
Ross: Disneyland, 1989. It's a Small World After All. The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children ... then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh come one, I already went.
Monica: You did not go.
Rachel: All right ... oh, the foot of the bed.
Ross: Step back ...
Joey: We have a winner.
(Looking through the fridge) Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup.
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. And what would my opening line be? "Excuse me. Blah ra-rgh la-rgh."
Rachel: Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please. Could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Rachel: (About Joey's play) God. I feel violated.
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Monica: So you guys don't mind going out with someone who's going out with someone else?
Joey: I couldn't do it.
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Monica: What's the matter? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
Monica: So what does this Bob guy look like? is he tall, short...?
Joey: Yep.
Monica: You're breaking up with Tony?
Phoebe: Yeah, he's sweet, but I don't know, it's just not fun anymore. I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or...
Monica: (Looking out the window) Oh, God help us.
Joey: What?
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
