Monica Geller Quotes
Monica: Come on. You can't live off your parents your whole life.
Rachel: I know that! That's why I was getting married.
Monica: There's nothing to tell. Just some guy I work with.
Joey: Come on. You're going out with the guy. There got to be something wrong with him.
Chandler: Yeah... does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Rachel: You are the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel: Oh! I was hoping it wouldn't be an issue.
Monica: I can't stop smiling.
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Chandler: All right, so I'm back in high school, standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I am totally naked.
Monica: Oh, I've had that dream.
Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... there.
Joey: Instead of--
Chandler: That's right.
All: Never had that one.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: They weren't looking at you before?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it. And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
Monica: Relax, this is not even a date. It's not. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.
Ross: Hey, Paul.
Phoebe: Hey, Paul.
Rachel: Hi, Paul.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Frannie: Hey, Monica!
Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: How do you do that?
Frannie:Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Monica: Why? Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?!
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than "to get you into bed."
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.
Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya.
Ross: There's an image.
Monica: I hate men! I hate men!
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Phoebe: All right, come here, gimme your feet. (Starts massaging them)
Ross: I'll be fine. Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Monica: No, you don't.
Ross: No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
