Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.

Naomi: Want some cake?
Addison: Sweet mother of chocolate.
Naomi: I know.
Violet: You realize you're replacing sex with food?

You know what? Enough with the cake. I don't want your cake. I don't need your cake. I... I didn't ask for your cake. I'm all caked out. You know whose cake I want? I want Sam's cake. I want Sam's cake, but Sam's not baking a cake. He's not baking a cake for me. So could you just...

You know what? It's just that Maya likes Sam better, you're mad at me for bringing you here, and this boy is baking cakes at me!

Naomi: Just... when is something good gonna happen? When is... when is there gonna be a little...
Addison: Magic? Yeah, that's the unending question.

Naomi: Look at him, sitting up there with that dumb little dog.
Addison: Well, if you want,we could... I mean, you want to go and say hi, or... or you could just look a little longer.
Naomi: Yeah, the last one.
Addison: Okay.

Sam: The next girl I date will be amazing. She will be beautiful, she will be intelligent, and she will be rash free.
Naomi: She'll be better than me?
Sam: She will be way better than you. Okay?
Naomi: Okay.

Naomi: No Ginger. She can't be her. Ginger can't be her.
Sam: Okay, you're gonna have to translate from freaked out language to normal people language.

Pete: What is that?
Cooper: Someone is getting happy.
Naomi: Mr. Wilson is giving a sperm deposit. Get away from the door.
Pete: That's a loud deposit.
Sam: Go Mr. Wilson!
Naomi: You guys are so immature these days.

Addison: You didn't tell them you hired me.
Naomi: Oh, they'll get over it.

Violet: You'll have Dell.
Naomi: He's studying to be a midwife.
Addison: The cute boy who answers the phone?

Addison: Do you know how many babies I deliver a day?
Naomi: Well, here you'll be lucky if you deliver one.
Addison: One patient the entire day?

Private Practice Quotes

I think I can see your arteries closing up from here.

Jake

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches