He called it. I wasn't even here yet....

I get to have a private life!

Peter: Adds to the charm.
Neal: Keeps things spicy.

Plans have a way of going awry.

I need more wine, please, if you can.

I didn't tell you to knock over the acropolis!

She's gone, Peter. She's gone.

Neal: Did you see those pigs flying?
Mozzie: Yes, and that is the sound of hell freezing over.

It's like its Christmas morning and he's unwrapping a guilty verdict.

Testifying is a two-man con....

How would you feel about sleeping with Sara Ellis.

Peter: Can you...
Neal: Help Diana track down the family.
Peter: Mind reader.