Nolan Ross Quotes
It's the ghost that gets you.
Well it looks like fauxmance part deux is a runaway success. How's your other boyfriend handling it?
Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.
There would be no company without David and I wasn't about to screw over his daughter after everything that she'd been through. If you don't get that then I don't think we have a future together.
I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.
Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.
This one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow revenger and guess where he's summering?
Only luddites use snail mail.
I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.
Padma: What can you tell me about a lawsuit Zingster.com brought against you in 2001?"
Nolan: Ever hear of them?
Padma: No.
Nolan: That's because they lost. End of story.
Now you can monitor Boris and Natasha's every move.
Why does this keep happening to me?
