Oliver: The only way you'd get me back in here is by force.
Tess: Don't flatter yourself. The best thing I ever did in this bed was kick you out of it.
Oliver: Well, look, something out of your mouth I can believe.

Oliver: Who knows how many deals were sealed right here?
Tess: You buried an arrow into my chest, Oliver.
Oliver: Actually... it was a taser.
Tess: Well, it bruised.
Oliver: Better bruised than dead.

Chloe: You know, Oliver... now that Green Arrow is officially on Checkmate's radar, I think it might be a good idea for you to hang up your tights for one night. Go civilian.
Oliver: Well, they're not tights. They're not tights.

Amanda: Green Arrow, welcome to Checkmate.
Green Arrow: I think you've got the wrong Green Arrow. I don't remember signing up for any chess club.
Amanda: You are a guest of the U.S. government. And the time has come for you to do your patriotic duty.
Green Arrow: I didn't know Uncle Sam was into drugs and bondage. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the "I Want You" poster, doesn't it?

Green Arrow: You could use some conflict resolution. Rule number one - you don't shoot your date. Rule number two - think about your wardrobe choices.
Lott: You're one to talk.
Green Arrow: Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I love black on black. It's just really hard to pull off.
Lott: It's easier than you think.
Green Arrow: And rule number three - you got to know when to say goodnight.

Oliver: So... you, uh... save any orphans recently, old ladies, maybe, anything like that?
Clark: I did stop a bank robbery.
Oliver: Yeah, that's nice. That's fun stuff.
Clark: Thanks. How about you? Anything new?
Oliver: No. No, no. just, Oh, well, there's a--a new compound bow that I'm trying out. Yeah, seems pretty good. See how that works.

Chloe: Do you really think we should tell Clark everything?
Oliver: Absolutely. But only when the time is right.

You know... sometimes you got to take your fun where you can get it. And sometimes... it's right in front of your face. You just have to want to see it.

Drop the mace, Conan.

Green Arrow

I came here for a training session, Mia, not an audition for Kill Bill 3.

Lois: Ollie, I need your help.
Oliver: It's not a good time, Lois.
Lois: You know how Clark and I have this side job hosting Good Morning Metropolis?
Oliver: Uh, Clark Kent's hosting morning television? I can't wait to watch him show me how to bake a cake.

Clark's on a blind date? Talk about footage of a train wreck.

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."