Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.

I think you're a witch.

Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.

With work and two kids, nothing interesting's gonna happen to us for a long, long time.

I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.

Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.

Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.

Jim: That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
Pam: And the fear.

Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.

I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.

Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.

You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair.

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl