Pete: Where am I supposed to conduct business?
Roger: In the crapper for all I care.

You did what was best for you because you're impatient and childish. You had a tantrum on a full page in the New York Times.

Pete's Father in law: There's no reward in going down with the ship.
Pete: I have an agency. I'm a partner.

How is it that some people just walk through life dragging their lies with them, destroying everything they touch?

Who the hell is Dr. Lyle Evans?

Pete: Who would wanna miss Christmas in New York?
Trudy: Chestnuts roasting on a greasy man's open street cart, my goodness.

Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?

Trudy: Have you been drinking?
Pete: The whole country is drinking!

I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to Kenny and his haircut.

Peggy: It's my decision.
Pete: Your decisions affect me.

He has a dream, and it's our job to make it come true.

Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything good all at once?

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger