Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Puck Quotes
Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.
Quinn: I hate you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Puck: Hey!
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
Dude, that haircur makes your mouth look even bigger.
She's the one who got away. Really, really slowly.
Karofsy: Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song. It's weird.
Puck: Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
I did some research, blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other.
Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.
You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.
Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.
