Jody (to girl): Shoot him.
Raylan (to girl): Jesus girl, you just showed me your tits 45 minutes ago.

Raylan: Mike where'd that little girl go?
Mike: She just flashed me her titties and scooted out the back.

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Jody: You think this is the first time I had a gun pointed at me?
Raylan: No...could be your last though.

It's from "Lebowski." Netflix it, you can be one of the cool kids.

Raylan: You know what they're saying at the office? I dis-armed him.
Winona: That's pretty good.

Raylan: You think it's true what they say?
Boyd: Well what do they say?
Raylan: One bad apple spoils the barrel.

Raylan: You talking to Helen again?
Arlo: She does all the talking.

A horsefly sneezes in these hills, he knows about it beforehand, but I'm to believe the car bomb and the dead trooper down the road comes as news.

Raylan: You really think this is gonna go down?
Tom: I hope so, because if I'm missing my boy's tee ball game for nothing I'm gonna be pissed.

Escort's a nice touch. It's like visiting the Wizard of Oz.

Raylan: Art I've got a daddy.
Art: Yeah, I've met your daddy.
Raylan: Fair enough, continue.

Justified Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord